The Life and Times of Gay

All about my life — the ups, the downs, the in-betweens — and making sense of it all.

The War on Terror

Muffled footsteps, quick furtive incursions, hands deftly but quietly doing their work, and then…

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

A shrill piercing shriek reminiscent of the velociraptor in Jurassic Park!

Baby woke up and is in agony.  Colic is the enemy, and I am at war.

In my arsenal are:

  • singing lullabies and pop songs (including American Pie that is strangely effective)
  • my cradling arms
  • Daniel’s efficient swaddling techniquethe face of colic
  • gripe water
  • mahahing (an herbal concoction available in Thailand used as aromatherapy to draw out the gas)
  • coconut juice for the third feeding
  • hot water in between
    feedings and for feeding after midnight
  • various burping positions
  • a strict diet for mommy that avoids stimulants, yeast, hormones, artificial food additives, pesticides and fertilizer; whatever I eat gets into the breastmilk
  • and lately, a sarong-style sling that seems to lull him to sleep.

Hopefully, this war will last only 3 months.





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